So I really lykes this whole internetz thing.  Today mommy made me a Catbook page on Facebook.  And I have 6 whole friendz on myspace! yay!  I wanna typez, but mommy says noes, cuz I'll break the 'puter, but see...I no breakz the 'puter!  And mommy is on the 'puter all the tiemz.   I really wanna try this IM thing, but mommy won't let me.  What is an Im anywayz?  can anyone tell me?  and how duz it work?  duz anyone noes?  enny halp wud be appresheated